Thursday, March 15

wesleyisms on pain

A couple of days ago:

WJ: "My heart hurts."
Me: "What do you mean 'your heart hurts'?"
WJ: "It just hurts."
Me: "Well, you've got to be more specific than that. Is it beating fast? Does it feel like someone's pinching it?"
WJ: "Uh huh!"
Me: "Which one?"
WJ: "Both."
Me: {sighing} "Show me where it hurts."
WJ: "Right here" beating on the center of his chest.
Me: "That's not your heart. That's your chest."
WJ: "Oh. Okay, nevermind then."

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Yesterday, while shooting hoops:

WJ: "Ouch! My leg hurts."
Me: "Why?"
WJ: "I've been running all day for an hour."

Uh... alrighty then!

5 comments:

Norman said...

Ok, not only am I giggling over the Wesleyisms (because they sound like something my Ethan would say), but I'm cracking up that you actually loaded my blinkie into your sidebar!!

GIRL!! YOU GET PROPS!

Thank you!!

norman!

Sizzle said...

running all day for an hour is a long time! :)

Steven Novak said...

That's a lot of running...no wonder. ;)

Steve~

creative-type dad said...

Next thing you know, he'll be telling you his ovaries hurt

Stacie said...

LMAO, at Creative Type Dad!!