So it appears the day's almost gone, and since I have nothing to say today other than I was a total moron yesterday and twisted my ankle after stepping into a pothole thus throwing my body into a forward motion and landing hard on my left knee and elbow which are now subsequently fucked up, you're stuck with the following Joke of the Day.
Mrs. Treemont: What is your son Junior going to be when he graduates from high school?
Blanche: About 30.
Yes, stupid. But just remember, I'm not writing them. Just sharing them.