Thursday, May 3

on a mission

Date of Mission: 05/03/07

Name of Mission: Operation No More Shit (ONMS)

Mission Goal: Return shit to offender without being seen


On Tuesday, May 2, 2007, shit was discovered on sidewalk crossing driveway of complainant's home. Previous sightings of shit in the same general locale, matching in description, were sighted on Friday, March 30.


Duke. The neighbor dog of the complainant.


Shit collected by the complainant matching in size and description to that sighted on previous complaint.

Action Required to Complete Mission Goal:

Deliver said shit to neighbor's front doorstep in the dark of night.

[Update: Mission complete. Bag deposited on hood of trunk. As of this morning, bag has fallen over and shit has fallen out onto the trunk and bumper. Mission successful.]


Stacie said...



Liss said...

Did you really do it?

you are brave my friend...will you come to my neighborhood and take care of some Shit?

Groove said...

I'm so proud. I still think you'd should have set it ablaze. Is that really the dog? That isn't much shit. Must be abused and not fed much....idiots

Lisa said...

stacie: i can only wish you were!

liss: i did it! yes, i did!! LOL

groove: i should have. i also should have taken a camera and taken pics of the dropoff. and, no, that isn't the actual dog... he's much bigger, as is the shit!

Marni said...

I am SO proud of you! I don't know if I would have had the guts to do that... YAY for you!

Anonymous said...

Seriously, this post made me laugh and snort...good for you!

Stacie said...


L.A. Daddy said...

Righteous. Some woman let her dog drop a bomb in our yard yesterday morning... only we didn't see where she lives. But, if we find out.... we'll be doing this!