Here's some of my favorite quotes from the past week. I hope you enjoy them as much as I do.
"He's just a big, whiney bitch."
Then they deserve one another.
"I have to poop!"
From "things you don't want to hear when having sex".
"If we all waited until we weren't busy to chat with friends, we'd never have friends!!!"
Possibly. Unless your friends are just as busy as you are.
"ABBA - not just a band"
Seen on a local church reader board, and a favorite in honor of Neil.
"Don't let your past dictate who you are, but let it be a part of who you become."
I'm working on it!
"No, I'm not in that room. My children needed something."
In response to me pointing out why a supplier's invoice was blocked for payment after they called ME in a panic.
"I'll have a medium chocolate coffee with caramel on it."
When what she really wanted was a grande mocha latte with caramel drizzle but decided to hold up the line of at least 12 people while the barista figured out what the hell she was ordering.
What's your favorite quote of the week?
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6 comments:
"I have to poop!"
It's been said that some actually like to hear this during that activity.
Hey ... different strokes for different folks, right?
Now excuse me while I go and throw up.
wait, wait, the poo comment was said during sex?
i am so glad i am celibate right now.
aaack.
so far, no funny quotes but i will keep my ears open!
I'm concerned about the poop sex thing too!
This one man was in Java City one day trying so hard to get out that he wanted a nonfat latte with almond syrup but he just could not do it. I think it must be generational!
In the immortal words of Billy Madison, "He called the shit 'poop'!"
it's just shit people....
omg, someone who orders coffee like I do!! Yay!! I got the 'what are you TALKING about' look once, and since then I ask for all I know to order. And even then I ask for the old fashioned sizes.
Poop.
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