i've never

The real things I have never done are in red.

I've Never French-Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex.
I've Never French-Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex.
I'veNever Had Sex With A Member Of The Opposite Sex.
I've Never Had Sex With A Member Of The Same Sex.
I've Never Had A Three-Some.
I've Never Been In Love.
I've Never Had Sex In A Public Place.
I've Never Had Group Intercourse.
I've Never Been Spanked.
I've Never Been Tied Up.
I've Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone.
I've Never Made Out With A Stranger.
I've Never Gone On A Blind Date.
I've Never Had A Crush On A Teacher or Professor.
I've Never Slept With A Co-Worker.
I've Never Had Sex At The Office.
I've Never Been Married.
I've Never Been Divorced.
I've Never Had Sex With More Than One Person Within The Same Week.
I've Never Posed Nude.
I've Never Watched Porn.
I've Never Gotten Someone Drunk Just To Have Sex With Them.
I've Never Received Scars From My Sex Partner.
I've Never Had Sex At A Friend's House While They Were Throwing A Party.
I've Never Had Sex In A Dressing Room.
I've Never Flashed Anyone.
I've Never Met Anyone From Online.
I've Never Cheated On My Significant Other.
I've Never Masturbated.
I've Never Used A Sex Toy On Myself.
I've Never Used A Sex Toy On Someone Else.
I've Never Danced On A Table Or Bar.
I've Never Strip-Teased For Anyone.
I've Never Received A Hand Job.
I've Never Given A Hand Job.
I've Never Had Sex In A Hammock.
I've Never Performed Oral Sex.
I've Never Received Oral Sex.
I've Never Had Anal Sex.
I've Never Had Sex involving a strapon.
I've Never Given/Received A Golden Shower.
I've Never Had Sex With Someone While Fantasizing About Having Sex With Someone Else.
I've Never Had A Sex Dream.
I've Never Had An Orgasm By Myself.
I've Never Had An Orgasm With/By Someone Else.
I've Never Had Phone Sex.
I've Never Had Cyber Sex.
I've Never Role-Played.
I've Never Played Strip Poker.
I've Never Cheated on my Taxes.
I've Never Farted on the TV Screen.
I've Never Fantasized About Having Sex With Carmen Electra.

So... Stacie and Liss (and anyone else who wants to play along)... what have YOU never done?

the Hoff

In our neverending quest to bring joy to Liss, our pink belt, stiletto heel wearing, little people lookin', green tea drinkin', David Hasselhoff lovin' girl, we bring you David Hasselhoff is the Antichrist. No longer will she have to have abandonment issues.... she's got The Hoff.

the interview

It went well.... maybe too well. Now I'm worried I'm getting my hopes up too high. And what if I don't get this? The company sounds great and the two guys I met seem nice. I think it would be really cool to work for a small company again... especially since they're growing. They said they had a couple more candidates to talk to but I sure hope I hear something in the next couple of days.

1st grade

Yesterday was Wesley's first day of school. The 1st grade. Where does the time go? It seems like just yesterday he was starting Kindergarten.... then summer came and went.... and now he's back to school again.

It was kinda nice to be "off" to see him to school. After getting his stuff put up in the classroom we headed up to the gym for morning prayer. With all the classes in "formation" I noticed just how small the new Kindergarten class looked. It was hard to believe that our kids looked that tiny... that scared... that wondering just a year ago. And now, they stood there confident... ready to face the challenges ahead.

In Wesley's words "My first day was GREAT!" It's good to hear and hope it doesn't change for a long time to come. His teacher this year is a wonderful lady who is both caring and challenging. I just hope Wesley meets the challenge head on.

could it be?

Week 1 - The "forced" vacation. I relaxed, played, slept in and basically had some fun! It was great!!

Week 2 - Time to get in gear. Lots of stuff around the house, a little bit of fun, and lots and lots of hours spent on applications and resumes.

Week 3 - Enough of this SHIT!!!

Last night I hit an alltime low. I was pissy and throwing a pity party for myself. I was in serious hope that after the long holiday weekend I'd start to hear something. And I did. Two "thanks but no thanks letters" arrived from the city and the state patrol. Well pfffft!!! I am SICK of not working. I feel like my brain is rotting away.

Then, today, a glimmer of hope. A call on a resume I sent out two days after my layoff. The guy was more than interested. Kept making reference to "your job" and "what you want to make it"... I've only heard that sort of speak after the interview and before an offer. I have an interview (woohoo!) on Monday morning. I'm trying not to get my hopes up too high... so we'll see. Keep your fingers crossed.

Thanks to those of you who've been more than supportive during this chaos and drama filled life of mine. You know who you are... and what it means to me.